Top Of The Pops 2005

They may like girls with five colours in their hair but just how much do the McFly lads really know about the opposite sex? We decided to show them some everyday 'girlie' accessories and see if they could recognise them...
>他們也許喜歡把頭髮染成五種顏色的女孩，但是McFly的小子們到底真正了解異性多少？我們決定給他們看些女性用品(或是情色的東西)看看他們可否分辨的出來 ...

TOTP: Personal massager
>TOTP: 個人專用按摩器?
Harry: Ooh, something very suspect.
>Harry: 喔，是個很可疑的東西喔!
Dougie: I can only think it's some form of vibrator?
>Dougie: 我只想得到是某種震動器按摩棒之類的吧!!

TOTP: No, it's not that rude.
>TOTP:才不是咧，才沒那麼變態。
Dougie: It's a massage thing!
>Dougie: 那是按摩工具囉!

TOTP: A silicone bra pad - Jordan will never need one!
>是矽膠胸罩襯墊，喬丹永遠用不到的(?)
Tom: Er, a breast implant?
>Tom:ㄜ，是隆乳用的嗎?
Harry: A shoulder thing?
>Harry:是墊肩嗎?
Dougie: An invisible bra thingy! For your bra!
>Dougie: 是隱形胸罩!! 內衣專用!!
It looks like a chicken fillet doesn't it?
>看起來很像雞肉片吧~
I think you can get them from Boots.
>你可以在BOOTS買到喔! <BOOTS 類似美體小舖的店>

TOTP: Correct! Well done Dougie!
(Displaying an surprisingly good knowledge of girlie accessories so far!)
>對啦﹗好樣的﹗Dougie﹗
>(表現出一副對美眉寶貝很內行的模樣﹐而且還沒有穿幫)

TOTP: Wax for silky smooth legs!
>除毛蜜臘給你光潤的玉腿
All together: Wax!
>異口同聲:蜜臘!
Harry: Ah, yes, we've all done that!
>Harry:對啦﹐我們都有過啦﹗ 

TOTP: Toe Separator
>TOTP:分趾器
Dougie: Er, a breast implant?
>Dougie: 噢, 一個胸墊﹖
Harry: A shoulder thing?
>Harry: 一個肩墊﹖
Dougie: An invisible bra thingy! For your bra!
>Dougie: 是隱形胸罩!! 內衣專用!!
It looks like a chicken fillet doesn't it?
>看起來很像雞肉片吧~
I think you can get them from Boots.
>你可以在BOOTS買到喔! <BOOTS 類似美體小舖的店>

TOTP: Hair curlers
>TOTP:捲髮器
Harry: Hair curlers.
>Harry: 捲髮器

TOTP: Correct. Do you ever use them?
>TOTP:正確 . 你有用過嗎?
Dougie: No. They look like liquorice.
>Dougie: 不 . 她們看起來像甘草

TOTP: Eyelash Curlers
>TOTP:睫毛夾
Harry: Ah, me and Dougie use these!
>Harry: 啊 ,我跟Dougie會用這東西!
Dougie: Yes, eyelash curler things.
>Dougie:是的 , 眼睫毛捲之類的東西

TOTP: Tit tape
>TOTP: 胸貼
Tom: Bikini stripper?
>Tom: 處理比基尼線的?
Dougie: Some form of hair removal?
>Dougie:某形式的除毛產品?
Harry: Double sided tape?
>Harry:雙面膠?

TOTP: No, we'll give you a hint. It's something to do with boobs!
>TOTP: 不, 我們給你一個提示 . 是跟胸部有關的東西!
Dougie: Ah, it's tape to hold your boobs in a dress.
>Dougie:啊 , 是一種把胸部固定柱的膠帶 .
Isn't that what Kylie had to wear once?
>那不就是有一次Kylie用的東西嗎?

TOTP: Blackhead remover
>TOTP: 黑頭粉刺清除劑
Dougie: Tweezers.
>Dougie: 鎳子
Tom: Is it something for getting stuff out of your eyes?
>Tom: 是用來把眼睛裡的異物弄出來的嗎？
Harry: A nail file?
>Harry:指甲剪？
Tom: Something for cleaning your nails?
>Tom: 用來清理指甲的嗎？
Danny: Exfoliation thing?
>Danny: 摩砂的東西嗎？
Harry: Something for cleaning your pores?
>Harry: 是用來清理毛孔的嗎？

TOTP: Yes, it's a blackhead remover!
>TOTP: 對了！就是黑頭粉刺清除劑！
  
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